Uriah Nager

Pull over, this is the police! Show me your pussy

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

A person wearing glasses while looking through a telescope, c'mon now you're just being dramatic

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

@wigger @adultswim Extreme Nazi Porn or bust

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

The only good dog is a Hot Dog

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

That pussy got me actin like a faggot

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

What’s wrong with people

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

I'm writing a series of movies, first is "The Penis Hole Diaries" followed by obviously "The Pussy Hole Diaries"

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

How @codeorangetoth went from some of the hardest hitting music in the world, to some Nine Inch Nails type shit is beyond me. I understand growing up or growing out of a style but I can't even listen to the new shit and I fucking like @adventurespgh

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

@GFuelEnergy Cant wait to get my pastel cum cup

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

I just did a fatal amount of Fentanyl and now I'm sitting in Chick-Fil-A praying that my milkshake comes out before I nod for the last time

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

RIP @tobykeith. Turns out, putting all those boots in your ass isn't very good for your health.

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

I'm about to have Gay Sex with my wife

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

You are gay 😁

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

You'll neva carch me putting up my windshield wipers after I park. I don't care if it's 50° below zero. Witcho goofy ass

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

I beat the TMNT Arcade game tonight. Only cost me about $500 in quarters

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

Reuben taste so good I Studdard

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

Working on a short story about a gay man named Raymond who's angry about the molestation of his son. (He did it) it's called "Gay Ray's Pissed"

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

She like woaaah where you wanna go

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

@nocontextYMH @ChristinaP @YMHstudios @tomsegura Would, next

[Uriah Nager @FlashMyBalls]

Listening to Black Metal in the winter is for pussies. Real men blast Rock N Roll McDonalds and writhe in pain as the frostbite sets in

[, @Zvbear]

I’d let them run a train on me