Halt I Am Reptar

👼🏻 👶🏼👶🏻mama of 3 : 🇵🇭 : wannabe painter : natural witch

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

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[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment to Sparkle Motion

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Sorry what did you say I was thinking about the moment in Hard Target where Jean-Claude Van Damme unveils his leg like it’s a gun

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

Taking pictures with Santa is weird to me now. I never thought about it until becoming a mother…like why do we let our children sit on the lap of a strange man?!?!

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

My white in laws don’t take their shoes off when they visit. We ask, still don’t take shoes off. Got a rug that says “please remove your shoes” instead of “welcome.” Their shoes stay on. I am gonna have an Asian aneurysm. It’s so disrespectful.

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

I feel so fucking old. My pharmacy wished me a happy birthday.

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

I get so triggered when I see people saging wrong. It makes my fucking asshole itch.

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I feel like my nose never went back to normal after giving birth. All that time my mom spent pulling at my nose so it’d look more Caucasian wasted.

[ブランドン @EyeLuvBrandon]

I’ve been laughing at this for 30 minutes! 😂😂😂

[Roy📚 @RoyReadsManga]

Good morning

[The Gym Hashira 🇹🇹 @kye_the_kingz]

All the time😭

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

[mental health spiraling] i should sit down and play baldur's gate 3 for 14 hours straight

[Dragon Ball Z Abridged Moments @DBZAOOC]

Baby shark 🎶

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

Forever lmao

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

schlorp schlorp schlorp

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

girls and their gamer boyfriends

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

The Black Butler reference in Baulder’s Gate 3 *chef’s kiss*

[Professor Lando @Professor_Lando]

Happy Birthday, Grimace!

[Halt I Am Reptar @FlashbackHum0r]

I’m on my best dressed to impress smooth talking behavior