Flash Shea

I once successfully faked being a Keystone Light Sales Rep.

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@CalltoActivism Yes.

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@stelzner_n1150 Look up Foxconn near Milwaukee. Dirty.

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@megynkelly Foxconn WI 2.0?!? LOL!! Not to mention all that one could do with Fox and Con in the same company name…

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@thefantasygrind Made us stop watching golf

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@TYLERNUBlN Blows, but come on. Three years at Ole Miss?? Shame on you if you’re genuinely surprised…

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@Twins Fuck you.

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@TalkBirdie2Mee Just one thing:

Nobody gives a flying fuck.

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@Twins I get it now. Great hire!!

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@jacoblaxen @PaulCharchian @ArmenSaryan Worst poker face after the Love Boat of all time!!

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@NUCLRGOLF @KeegsArmy This event is in the Northeast. He fucking plays!!

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@TomJChicago Covfefing worry about it

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@elonmusk @Verizon pretty satisfied!!

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@Verizon

Super satisfied

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@mikegolicjr @joeyjaws George Shea deserves to be introduced by George Shea

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@elonmusk Will you jump on stage like a star struck teenage girl for that candidate as well?

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@NUCLRGOLF @TronCarterNLU Imagine his drive on 18 @ LACC at nearly any other venue. Rory would be thanking him the same way JT thanked Mito and nobody would care about WC.

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@ClubProGuy @PGAChampionship May I bring Renata?

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@ExenInnit Have I taught you nothing? It’s KY. K followed by a fucking Y!!

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@b_dechambeau Spergon Wynn.

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@mac_thecurator @catrisej Or:
Space is real.
You are just below the excrement.
No one will get you.