Mike’dUp

🧡💙X❤️💙 Giants, Knicks, and Mets. All of them are DUE. Two time fantasy Football champ 🏆🏆. Stay decent surrounded by indecency ✌🏾

[kordell @lledrok]

that nigga is about to get a bag

[ChiTown Shogun @ChiTownShogun]

When I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his heart could save Jordan Love's life"

[WOLFE3Y @WOLFE3YY]

Started wearing cowboy hats and jeans

[Mike’dUp @FlashyFlash211]

@OrangeandBlues_

[Andrew Claudio @AndrewJClaudio_]

One thing we still want to know…

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The New York Knicks are waiving Bruce Brown, sources tell ESPN. James Wiseman is set to make the Knicks regular season roster as a reserve center.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

just hit a 3-pointer on the court

[marcel 🧃 @MeANDDavve]

Older woman at the cash register called me handsome and said I have great smile

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

WIFE JUST ASKED ME WHY I WANTED TO MARRY HER

[newjabes @newjabes_]

Sat down too fast on the toilet seat this morning and I heard it crack

[Goo. @Goo_FuRY]

I’m still holding grudges from Elementary school

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts released veteran WR Darius Slayton.

[𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕠™️🇳🇬🦅 @OneMarvo]

asked my boss for a pay rise and he fired me on the spot

[‘j. @CantCCPunk]

Just voted Trump in for a 3rd term.

[lex 🧸 @codypunkers]

my mom made mac and cheese for dinner

[lex 🧸 @codypunkers]

my mom asked me to go on a walk with her and i said no

[daveed ✌🏻🌺 @daveedosan]

accidentally said “y’all” at work

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘™ @WhatsTheStatus]

Called off work today

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

Showed an excessive amount of chest on my last selfie

[pre ♦️ @codysprelude]

mom asked what took me so long to get dressed

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

I spat on my coworker's face yersteday