Flashy Potato

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@samantha_kubal I felt this

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@shanedawson The world is a cruel place

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@samantha_kubal That shit hit hard bruh

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@jamescharles Words I never said to my parents

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@theweeknd I usually say something funny (at least I think so) but this potato has no laughs inside at the moment :(

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@BurgerKing U is for: U guys need an Oreo pie on your menu

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@jamescharles Sureeeeeeeee plz take a look at mine first

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@JeffreeStar Aye. Same. Time to leave school.

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@SarcasmPage How to lose someone 101: comparé them to homework

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@EthanDolan Who has that kind of patience nowadays?

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@TheWeirdWorld Not according to my therapist

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@ashleytisdale A heart as black of my soul

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@JeffreeStar I am secretly a potato

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@lmPostMalone I keep my distance when I open a pack of gum

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@Katiejay95 @FemaIe_Texts Nowadays people don’t appreciate the value of food or water

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@lmPostMalone *TRUST FALL*

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@jdaley To my gym teacher

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@chrissyteigen

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@ashleytisdale Nah, screaming here and there. Clothes on the floor. Uncomfortable matresses. I prefer a better hotel room.

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@ParisHilton @HiltonPets @boohoo @Charlie__Chops It’s time for me to shine