Darren Bentley

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Is there a bigger fuck wit in sports journalism than Garth Crooks? I'd love to get paid to spout utter bollocks

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Old Monty talks a very good game of golf for someone that never won a major. #shithouse #PGA

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

"@SkyNewsBreak: Queen has cancelled visit to Swansea due to symptoms of gastroenteritis"

Amazing! Queeney has the shits!!

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

This is what it should have said @bigsanj81

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I've never in life got on a @british_airways flight that wasn't delayed! A #rafafact. 3hrs for Chicago, same for Larnaca. Standard

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

#XFactor Melanie looks a lot like Lassie #herhairgoeswoof

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Please find attached approx 6,000 words of complete bollocks from football's highest profile thumb sucking retard http://t.co/7VBb5ljs

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@Persie_Official What a dirty fucking cunt bag you are. All you did for #AFC is completely forgotten. Worse than Nasri & that is BAD tings!

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Google's ad approvals team, brilliant one day, absolute shite the next. If you're ever managing enterprise level tech switch, god help you!

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Ian Thorpe - camp as a row of pink tents #london2012 #bbc2012

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"@GaryLineker: RT @olvardosini: @GaryLineker - fuck off Gary you clown, you're a disgrace to the TV License fee. <It's licence fee."

Genius

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Chinese women that swim as fast as the men!? No way am I the only person thinking "dopehead"! #London2012 #Olympics

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

"@bobtimmermann: @BBCSport @BBCBreakfast The NBC announcers did not know who Tim Berners-Lee was. As an American, I wept."

FFS!! Really!!?

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Thank fuck for Sweden #openingceremony #fiiiiiit!

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Never did I think I would get so frustrated by the alphabet #openingceremony #fookinglongtings

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

Kids everywhere, NHS in lights and the Exorcist music on the blower. Boyle's been on the crack #openingceremony

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My days queenie is a moody old wench #London2012

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"@Fearnecotton: All going well on the @companymagazine shoot. Mild sweating but all fun."

This gives me a mild semi

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Saw these guys earlier in the year, very good if you want unified digital stack. Expect them all over Aegis via Dentsu http://t.co/z0FfyvDX

[Darren Bentley @FlashysWhiskers]

"@GaryLineker: Buzzing about presenting the Olympics. The Opening ceremony with lovely Sue Barker on friday"

Barker - you definitely would!