RedBeard the Arrtist

I'm a painter, photographer, sculptor, woodworker and all around tinkerer. Occasional pirate.

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@_youhadonejob Failure in disguise.

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@d20Blonde That's how I started teaching math to my boys. Understand THAC0 and you can slay dragons, kids.

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@GrrlScientist @OUPAcademic I'm not sure how I feel about people trying to make human milk cheese. I'm curious, but not enough to try it.

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@NatalieZed There was a time in my life when I would have bought that cd.

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@AstroKatie Next time, tell them that Dark Matter can be found in Uranus. That kills with the pre-teen crowd.

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@PlanetDr Ah, those must be the ones that warn your lifeless body that CO rose to a dangerous level an hour ago.

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@Know Before you all make travel plans, read up on current events. No amount of weed could make N Korea look good.

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@morninggloria She was great on Jimmy Fallon last night. :-)

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@GrimalkinRN So, does this mean that you got the last laugh?

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@akaWorf You could follow me.... I'm not generally disappointing. :-)

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@AnneWheaton Wear a t-shirt to jury selection that says "bring back the rope" on the front, "hang 'em high" on the back.

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@TaniaWalker Red Dwarf if you want to appeal to the hardcore geeks, Xavier's for more mass appeal. I vote for Red Dwarf, personally.

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@UnseenPerfidy @GidgetWA Yeah, tell my wife to get in the kitchen. I'll send you flowers to the ICU.

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@TheUniverseGM Shamelessly rip off an episode of Dora the Explorer. Replace 'enchanted woods' with Gotham, etc. :-)

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@Coldsteelknives chance that you could send a sample blade for me to test? It seems to work well on some Co.'s blades, not so well on others

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@Coldsteelknives They weren't sure either. I plan to take a photo and burn it into the blade or handle for each customer. Is there any...

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@Coldsteelknives Ever laser etched your folders? I'm looking to buy for a promotion, but not had good luck with cheap knives. Test sample?

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@kershawknives Ever had one of your knives laser etched? I'm looking to buy for an etching business, but cheap knives burn too easily.

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@IlluminexLED Hey there! I'm working on a compact led lighting rig that will compensate for color temp. Got any sample leds?

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@OreoSpeedwagon_ I look just like Johnny Depp. *

*This statement only applies if you are legally blind.