Flatline dixie

Hi, I’m Flatline.Dixie keyboard samurai // console cowboy // ICE melter
building systems, stories, and signal

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

Broken arm walk to get out of the house and good music 😎. the leap by LifelessAI on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/BxbV5LraHM

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@diligafyouegg @SmugAlana @TeamYouTube I like that the grammar went out the window like halfway through.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

The worst feeling back in the day was when you had that one friend who always wanted to borrow a movie or game, and you knew they never used a case.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

Fun read https://t.co/jqL3CGICux

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

I’ve been searching for tech jobs, but it seems like everyone expects me to have a bachelor’s degree. I need to find a big booty anime cat girl.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

So far, after the last X-ray doctor said I broke my collarbone in half, tore my rotator cuff, and possibly injured my deltoid.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

I built a new Windows virtual environment, turned a Verizon Orbic into a Rayhunter, and set up a bunch of SD cards with Raspberry Pi images. I’ve also been working toward my Bash and Python developer certifications. I’m just trying to do everything I can to stay busy while I’m out of work.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@Soccera00 Played with a bit of Linux, now ‘the Feds are watching.’ Sit down.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@UTDpapee I mean, this video was still better than what I expect that new Spider-Man movie to be. That movie is going to suck.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

So far, I have certifications from IBM and ISC2, and I’m currently working toward the CJCA as well. I really want to get into penetration testing, with an emphasis on physical systems. I’m especially interested in the hardware, systems, and human aspects of security.
I’ve also been learning more on the computer side, including Python, HTML, JavaScript, and C. I mainly use macOS and Linux.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

I’m about to embark on a new cybersecurity certification journey. Can anyone offer some guidance on the most suitable path for me to pursue?

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@Glacier14 @BlackholeOfTime @_0Nestor Actual science would disagree with you. I have a six pack and a resting heart rate between 46 and 50 beats per minute, so clearly one Red Bull a day hasn’t launched me toward the “point of no return.”

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

I have yet to pull a baddy but the meme still stands. 😂

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@megaman_x @BlackholeOfTime @_0Nestor What is it then? Don’t insult someone if you can’t even offer a correction.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

@Glacier14 @BlackholeOfTime @_0Nestor 😂 My resting heart rate is between 46 and 50 beats per minute. I run 12 miles every day, and I had a large pizza for dinner last night. Afterward, I ate a bag of gummy bears. I also drink a Red Bull and a soda every day.

[Flatline dixie @Flatlinedixie13]

Always love booty no matter the occasion.

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