Momus

100% chance I will find something wrong with you, dont worry...nobody is perfect in my eyes. | God of mockery, blame, ridicule, complaint, and harsh criticism.

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people, in case you didn't realize."

- 6 Years RP experience

- Not new to Mythos

- Dark Themes/21+ RP

- RT to be judged.

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@LadyOfCypris ~ the other. Damn right he knew what he was doing.

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Yes yes, it is definitely me. How have you been, Dite? These other lesser beings been trying to waste your time?"

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@LadyOfCypris Rubbing the back of his neck, Momus knew he had fucked up just leaving the Goddess on proverbial hold for months.

"You have my apologies, existential circumstances caused our utmost delay."

From his back, he pulled forth an assortment of flowers in one hand and pearls in ~

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"They're too busy focusing on the paltry gifts they give.

Also, long time no see."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@HeavensHera ~above and below her breasts to lock her arms to her back.

"Of course, Dite will have plenty of fun with you when she comes to play. You'll begin to wish to see her instead of me, that I promise you. My presence will only bring you pain."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

Momus was back, and he wasn't going to be wasting anytime. Within hours of his return Momus was heading to the private temple of the only woman here that could outplay even him mentally..Hera.

In his grasp, a very nice concoction of honeyed wine that held Momus' own little ~

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@HeavensHera ~ This book would raise, pulling until Hera would be forced to stand on tip toe unless she wished to be choked by the collar. He then conjured forth more straps, flying all over to lock around Heras body at random intervals. Ankles, knees, elbows, and two even across her chest ~

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@HeavensHera ~ a millenia wasting away with what was given to you. The world falls to ruin and you all simply watch. No longer!"

Pulling further, Momus would shove the Queen inside the enclosed space. Once there, he would attach hed leash to a hook in the ceiling, then snap his fingers. ~

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@HeavensHera "You can try to fight it all you want, but to be quite honest it won't do you any good."

Momus proclaimed, yanking back with his own strength. This of course probably almost sent Hera tumbling, but his grip on her leash would remain firm.

"You and your siblings have spent ~

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

@VictoryWreath "Oh, there will be /very/ soon. I'd inform you, but your loyalty to the moron on the throne is rather..sickening."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"You're talking to the wrong people about victory. Only losers on this fucking mountain."

[🏅Nike🏅 @VictoryWreath]

Hello dear patrons of Victory

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Of course I'm right. With the two of us on top, this world will experience prosperity as it had never seen. Worry not, for all our actions will bear glorious fruit!"

A momentary pause.

"I'll expect to see you in the playroom, dressed for our...fun. half hour."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Your care for them is admirable, but you must remember that we are the Alphas. They have spent too long destroying what is rightfully ours. They will suffer for it."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Good. Maintain your pace. Je will think he has maintained control and even gained a new wife before we rip the veil away and reveal how many of his courtiers truly despise the man. "

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Oh, I'm well aware. Sacrifices must be made and new boundaries must be reached. Our ascension is nigh, and none will stand in our path. I take it your time distracting the moron on the throne bears fruit."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Jet let me know whatever you decide upon dear. Everything is more than prepared for you.

Be sure to rub her face in it. Hera has earned some time of suffering."

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

Momus doesn't have to compete with any others for Dites affection, one word and he has it.

One look and well...

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"Jealousy? Are you draft, child? None is present. Jealousy is for those who lay no trust with their partner. Dite may do as she pleases, because I know that all others simply cant compare. Would you like a cookie for your attempted jest?"

[Momus @FlawsAbound]

"...When you've returned from your ahem...task with Gaia. I'll fulfill all these promises, and more.

Just make sure she wont be an issue. Hera is practically nonexistent now."