shelly

I’m here but my minds gone

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

@AWynd Ellie had my phone 😂

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

Uh

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

This Zyn and Redbull got me feeling like a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

My response to MAGAs boycotting Braums

[Chuppa @ChuppaVGC]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[KG. @jaketheoptimist]

I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

@ChelseaFC idk who your pussy ass fan was that threw a beer on me but you can SUCK MY DICK

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

Madelyn saw my container of pre workout on the counter and asked what it was. I told her it was a “thing full of powder” and she said “oh is that where you keep your mom?”

Why does she make more dead mom jokes than me 😭😭😭

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

This is what Ken thought the patriarchy was

[Iraola’s Red Army🐦‍🔥🐧 @kody_ocean]

Time to head home a little drippy

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

@kody_ocean I need an umbrella for all this drip

[shelly @FleaFan1324]

Madelyn eating a push-pop: “dad do you know why I’m making this so sharp?”
Me: “no?”
Mad: “so I can stab strangers! Hey man, you wanna mess with ME???” *waves push-pop shank around violently*