Michael Mills

I'm a tech geek. I live in Madison, and am engaged to a wonderful girl.

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

I feel warmer already!! http://t.co/lA8cItibQN

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

This shirt would make me soooooo happy. #wow #doge4lyfe http://t.co/eCnUmOfzSZ

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

I want 2chains, waka flocka, and lil Jon to do a song together

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

If you're having float problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a float aint 1.000000000000001

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes she almost got that modeling job too! She had so much going for her, but then she got cancer

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes I know!! It's so unfair to George, because his sister sleeps with random guys behind dumpsters, but she's perfect. Poor George

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes yeah! His dad wasn't happy, he started rambling about how it's not natural, but his mom was supportive, BUT THEN THEY DIVORCED!!

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes that was an m night shyamalan style twist! And then George decided that was the right moment to say he's gay in front of his dad

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes yeah, but remember they got adopted by different families! Brent stormed in to Brent's wedding and made a huge scene!!

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes oh no!! I must've missed that episode!! Is it related to Brent's evil identical twin, Brent?

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes he's gotten better. I just wish he had gotten married to Dianne. She was a nice lady. It's too bad Donna started those rumors

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes oh Linda.... She's so trashey. No class. And she cheated on him with Alex! I know Matthew isn't a looker, but Alex is just bad!!

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

HOW IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I SAVE I GET MORE ERRORS????

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes oh no, he's doing drugs again? Has he been doing them with Matthew? He's bad news bears. Donna should break up with him already!

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@RobinKMills @joshkimmes catching up on Day of our Lives > waiting an hour for my program to upload

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes did he go back to drinking? You know that's what ruined his 3rd remarriage to April. If only he didn't cheat on his 1st 2 wives

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes was it from before he got married to Samantha?! THESE ARE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes WHAAAAAAAAAT THAT SLUTBAG!!!! WILL IS A SAINT

[Michael Mills @FleetFarm]

@joshkimmes how else are you supposed to know if Mark is the real father of Ashley's baby? #priorities

[Armor Games @ArmorGames]

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