Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's

Loner. Wasteland butcher to anyone, ask for rare specialties. Got an order? Then don't waste my time.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick I'm the tester. You're the volunteer.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

Hospital beds are just fine. I see no issue with them.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick They are surprisingly sturdy. But always need testing.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick It made you groan so it must have been good

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

I'm giving up eating people.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick That one had me in what you say.. fits of laughter.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick I thought it was funny.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick Last one I ate was a clown. had to be, he tasted pretty funny.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick Oh. Well let me know if you change your mind.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick Oh good.

Are you just saying this or would you really eat a person? I know a person who knows a person you see.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick I have an order for Foundation to fill later but afterwards, I'll be visiting. You're free to join me.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

And this has been Timeo this week.

I can sometimes understand him. But not always.

Lately, he's been helping someone from space. I think she may have rubbed off on him.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick He brews some strong stuff. It cleans my equipment well.

And maybe a prankster streak. When on my excursion away, I did witness him able to put live grenades in pockets when they thought they were reaching in for fruit. He looked so happy doing it.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

This has been me with Timeo this week.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick -Not a reaction. Not even one- You should. It's rare you get that chance.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

The chickens survived my time away. The molerats I found in the coop didn't.

The lesson here is be more chicken.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick That is good news.

Unfortunately mine is busy. It's cleaning the butchery in time for tomorrow.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

@_DoctorBrick A few extra scars. Nothing a stimpack wouldn't heal.

You were busy i take it? A wasteland doctor's day is never done.

[Armando, Wasteland Wholesale Butcher's @FleischMaestro]

Ich kehre zurück.