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loving uncle

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@MattWaldman I thought he played for Iowa

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@nyjets @AaronRodgers12 @GarrettWilson_V As a packer fan this hurts my bottom

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Nothing makes me feel like I'm living in a simulation more than March Madness and winners I second guessed.

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@UWMadisonPolice Somebody catch this monster

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Why do they keep pairing up Clark Kellogg with Charles Barkley? Their incompatibility stresses me out.

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@ScalzoandBrust Ben wrong about special teams. Greg choked out by Deebo, Josh angry bout thermometers

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Bobby Portis is giving Milwaukee those Nyjer Morgan vibes

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Just had a dream that Mike Budenholzer coached tonight's game in denim booty shorts and sandals and wanted to be called Coach Booty and the Bucks absolutely destroyed the Nets.

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There hasn't been a whole lot to be optimistic about but given the look of things I think I'm on pace to be featured in a Modelo commercial pretty soon. So that's something.

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@Yamiche @bakerfrey It's insane how much smarter I am than these kids.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you watch anything today...

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If it wasn't a part of my new year's resolution I would totally start smoking crack right now.

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@dpshow My new Packers shirt showed up a day late. It somehow hits a little different today.

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. These guys were all in a Lil Wayne song today.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

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The United States of America keeps it's Electoral Votes in the same boxes I used to hide my weed in high school?

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CSPAN looking like The Purge rn

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Will never forget this new kid @alcaprari23 showing up to school from New Jersey. Shortly after introducing me to MF Doom, and (unfortunately) how to freestyle. Since then Doom had spent a lot of time filling the silence. RIP MF Doom #Doomsday

[KOTA @KotaTheFriend]

2020 had to do us dirty one more time. RIP MF DOOM! May your sound inspire music FOREVER!

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@SIRIUSXM keeps taking away stations from my package. Now my third preset is R&B Hanukkah

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Hey everyone just friendly holiday reminder. If you're looking for a place to drop off your empty miniature bottles of liquor, my front yard is the PERFECT fucking place. If you're feeling extra festive, I also accept empty tall boys and plastic bags that say "thank you".