ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!
TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.
SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."