@robertwlk I went to the doctor's because I can't stop singing Delilah. Doctor said it was Tom Jones syndrome. I asked if it was serious. He said It's not unusual.
@MrWilloughby2@SandyofSuffolk@TrevorWillow3 The International included the bender. The frankfurter cut all around so it formed a circle around a half tomato. I can't remember what else. Certainly an egg and chips. Sophisticated or what!
@ArmchairAdml@globalds Worth looking at Starlink. Then look at VOIP for the landline. He can keep his phone no. We've just used Phonely. V good. As I understand things, BT are switching off the 'old' landline system early next year.
@LetItBeKnown88@mattletiss7 No, not remotely offensive. Clearly an act of kindness. It's just that it brings it home that I appear to be in need of such kindness!