Lil Broke

Teaching the Kindergartners

[Lil Broke @Fletcher_Chase]

My Prof. has been asking this kid named Chad questions the past two weeks. He never answers though. I just figured out I was Chad today.

[Midnite @midnite]

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼

[Lil Broke @Fletcher_Chase]

@thegolfspread @Mike_kim714 🤡

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

today one of my kids coughed into his elbow and then turned to me and goes “miss zoë, i coughed in my elbow! i’m learning!”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I feel like @caseysgenstore is a cult in Iowa no different than Scientology or other cults.

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING. 😵

16-YEAR-OLD RIO NGUMOHA WINS IT FOR LIVERPOOL IN STOPPAGE TIME ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

The goose is loose 💀

[centrekop. @centrekop]

Arne Slot:

“When it was 2-2, you know what player I was looking for. Diogo Jota. But I couldn't. For terrible reasons.” 💔

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[Liverpool FC USA @LFCUSA]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[Liverpool FC USA @LFCUSA]

Florian Wirtz is a Red.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC. Premier League champions.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Dancing with the Premier League champions 🕺

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Stressin them kids OUT 😂

[Ibrahima Konate @IbrahimaKonate_]

#LIVEVE WE GO AGAIN SUNDAY !💪🏽

[Liverpool FC USA @LFCUSA]

What a week to be a Red 🤩

Congrats on your first Grammy, @ChappellRoan 👏

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

🚨 OUT NOW! "𝙈𝙪̈𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚" by Alphonso Davies

#Phonzy2030 #MiaSanMia #FCBayern

[USMNT Source @usmntsource]

Weston McKennie, Juventus captain 😮‍💨

[Michael Reid @michael_reid11]

No player in Premier League history has scored more 90th-minute winners away from home than Darwin Núñez (3). #LFC

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

DARWIN NUNEZ COMES UP HUGE. TWO STOPPAGE TIME GOALS TO SNATCH A WIN FOR LIVERPOOL. 😵