Fletch

He's just this guy, you know.

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

We didn’t want to be right.

When we posited De-evolution as a stance, a pose, a manifesto, we thought it was ridiculous — but in a cool way.

It isn’t any more ridiculous than the version of reality we’re fed by priests, policemen, teachers; more believable than the Bible.
#DEVO

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@NatalkaKyiv @lagerbrewer absolute classic!

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@exQUIZitely the dreaded dragon duck

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@emma__jayne14 good luck and best to him 🙏

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@RedRebel70 @The_Astral_ you’re correct in the sense that thrillers and horror movies are also make believe

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@gomichild “this ‘my’ concept of which you speak, tell me more”

😅

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@sunflow15685280 weekend at Mitches

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@CallissClan growing into his paws 😍

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is communism by the way.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

The formal end of DOGE marks the final collapse of a traitorous, failed experiment that was nothing more than a massive scam from day one.

Elon Musk, the world's first trillionaire, used this facade as an excuse to secure massive tax cuts for the wealthy by promising to slash the national deficit and public debt.

In reality, the rich walked away with their tax breaks, while the commission failed to deliver on its grand promises, cutting less than ten percent of what was originally pledged.

Instead of saving money, this chaotic initiative crippled American soft power and caused massive internal disruption.

The arbitrary cuts were decided by reckless, inexperienced young idiots, forcing agencies to spend even more money rehiring personnel just to fix the resulting damage.

Most horrifically, the reckless gutting of international humanitarian aid programs caused the tragic deaths of tens of thousands of people.

While Musk has launched a massive disinformation campaign to cover up these consequences and shield himself from accountability, he cannot hide the fact that he used the initiative to dismantle the very regulatory bodies that were investigating his own companies

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@MichaelWestBiz the fact he rang the FIFA president and said it is the real scoop

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

It’s all garbage and noise to deflect US critics and delay European action. Trump has never materially changed his stance of talking to Putin, repeating Russian talking points, and pressuring Ukraine to surrender to Russian demands.

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

@DaveMilbo @MichaelWestBiz Like most of our glorious media, what you really need to do is ask Barnaby what he thinks

If ever I'm uncertain about a moral position, I always think:

What would a staff shagging, water rorting, party abandoning, adultering, gutter-crawling pisshead think?

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@iamgincampbell I like those little bits in them. Remind me of the chicken schnitzels used to be able to buy with the corn kernels in them.

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

A Russian man is waiting in line at the gas station. “I’ve had enough of this,” says the man to his wife. “Take the wheel, I’m going to go shoot Putin.” Two hours later, he returns and sits back in the driver’s seat. “Did you shoot him?” Asks the wife. “No, the line to shoot Putin is longer than this one!”

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@RavenZech2 hope all goes well for you today 👍

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@SleuthyFella @JuliaDavisNews beatings will continue until morale improves

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@MissIgraine agree totally

it's just a little mask, the alternative just a big risk

stay well 👍

[Fletch @Fletchulator]

@Karenalexphi @The_Astral_ an empty argument

no different than claiming a magical fairy talks only to me

can’t say it’s false

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: DOGE has officially been shut down, after failing to accomplish its goal.

Analysts have found that DOGE actually increased the deficit.