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@nbsmallerbear Good riddance

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@LonKavanagh might have the most punchable face in UFC History. Dude officially dethroned @SugaSeanMMA #ufc #ufc329

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@1NCRDB1 What if the Spurs vote for Trump? Gonna cry like a bitch over that too?

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Dear Brian Krassenstein,

Listen up you seething little weasel.

I’m leaving your twin brother Ed completely out of it this time.

Why would I waste a single syllable on the less annoying brother?

Ed who?

Exactly.

We’re pretending he doesn’t exist, just like the rest of the internet pretends you matter.

Today is all about Brian.

And Brian has a face that screams “I got my first boner senior year in debate club.”

You look like the kind of person that has asked, "How much for the happy ending?" one too many times.

And your obsession with Trump?

Every time he does something, you pop up like a f'n hemorrhoid.

Frothing at the mouth, typing with the fury of a man who knows his entire personality is “Trump is Hitler”.

Your seething hatred for Trump isn’t political Brian, it’s pathological.

You remind me of that kid in high school who wore a “Future President” shirt but grew up to be a professional rage baiter.

You are a master baiter, Brian.

No one can trigger accounts into commenting on posts quite like you do.

It's your whole business model.

And speaking of X...holy shit, Brian, you break more rules than Hillary Clinton breaks laws.

You spam, you troll, you incite violence, you spread whatever half-baked conspiracy or doctored screenshot fits your narrative that day, and yet you’re never suspended.

Never.

Not once.

You violate community guidelines the way other people breathe, but somehow your account stays up while conservatives get nuked for a meme.

But, back to that face.

Your face belongs on a wanted poster for “crimes against masculinity”.

That greasy, wide-eyed stare of a man who’s never thrown a punch or lifted anything heavier than his pink Stanley.

You look like the human equivalent of a clogged toilet bro.

COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT.

Nobody outside of your sad little circle of blue-haired freaks gives a single shit about your daily meltdowns.

You’re not changing minds and you're definitely not inspiring anyone.

Stay mad. Stay irrelevant.

And stay suspended from reality.

In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

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@True1and0ni @EdKrassen @WhiteHouse See above…. It’s really not that complicated. But please bitch more to further drive it home! Thanks for playing! Amazing! Lol

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@EdKrassen @WhiteHouse This must have sent your beta bitch levels to redline…how many pussy liberals heads exploded seeing that tweet? Playing chess while you’re playing checkers…scratch that, blocks.

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@krassenstein Very King-like move. This must really trigger a beta like you.

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@RealKevinNash @davemeltzerWON Came here to say I dig the “egghead” remark! Well done.

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More respect if he wore a backwards bandana? Freedom of speech should def protect Kimmel from legal consequences, but he can still be fired and isn’t immune to accountability if the newtork and top execs find it a proven pattern that continues to get worse in taste. People have been axed for far less, no?

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@HeyHeyItsConrad What the hell are you even trying to say?

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@eringrugan Is your favorite defensive move grabbing the opponent by the jersey as he’s crossing your ass up too?

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@krassenstein You don’t have to be guilty to be aware of the Bullshit nonsense little cunts just like you continue to push. Confusing huh cuck boy?

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@MrsMassacre @JackPosobiec Keep not giving a shit while simultaneously defending your skills… lol you’re doing awesome! Facts remain the same, but the last thing I am is beta- horrible assumption. I guess just stick to what you’re good at- plenty of balls out there for you, get to work

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@MrsMassacre @JackPosobiec

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@MrsMassacre @JackPosobiec

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@harryjsisson Who was the Republican assassin that killed Mueller again? Do you even realize how fucking stupid you are?

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@mjfree Some strange accomplice….

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@RatedR4Robynne Weird for this guy to be “in on it”

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@harryjsisson Wow, that took long….stupid fuck.

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@harryjsisson Definitely bookmarked this post to re-visit