Amanda Flieder

1st I have an awesome hubby & kids, 2nd I'm a writer. After that it's just personal hygiene, social media, eating... not in that order. She/Her/They/Them. 🇨🇦

[Amanda Flieder @FliederAmanda]

Hi! I'm a fiction #Writer/#Author existing in the quiet corners (ie: my office in the basement). If you're curious:
1. My website is https://t.co/fKMQBSI7pU
2. My #shortstories are free downloads on my site
3. @AustinMacauley has free pdf previews for my two books through them

[tatama @tatamaoekaki]

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[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[new liver, same eagles 🦅 @abigail_staub]

My partner pulled off the most wholesome, archaeologically adjacent, bamboozling act of kindness and I had to share it. 🧵

When I was in Rome this summer, somehow my trowel ended up in my carry-on. I was mortified when it was discovered in the TSA line, because I knew (1/?)

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

it's ceased to be a to-be-read pile of books and has become an art installation on the passage of time

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

and the food bowl... was empty!

[Lexi Lefevre @LexiIsAWriter]

Helpless in fading nights without softer minutes in separated knots, I felt all the madness in dirt's turtling shakes—but there laid something empowering below those orchards we'd held with a fury. Time & again, I remember their clarity. Moments smelt of oranges & you. #SunWIP

[Amanda Flieder @FliederAmanda]

@mjfgates @lepas

[Pascalle Lepas 🪼 @lepas]

Fresh Waffles and if you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise https://t.co/6k97CM021q | #webcomic #hiveworks

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

Stormtrooper son: What's for dinner dad?
Stormtrooper dad: Wookie steak.
Stormtrooper son: How is it?
Stormtrooper dad: It's a little Chewy.
#dadjokes #starwarsjokes #notsorry

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

"I dunno. What's playing?"
"Pffft. Like anyone goes to a #Creature Feature for the movies."
"Oh, it's just going to be sex in the back of your busted-ass Impala?"
"Yep."
"That's 10 minutes. So, again, what's playing?"
#vss365

[John Bull @garius]

Things women did to avoid dealing with Lord Byron:

1) invent sci-fi
2) invent computers

Imagine what humanity could have achieved through the power of Byron's insufferability if he'd lived longer.

[Pascalle Lepas 🪼 @lepas]

Fresh Waffles and it might be time to eat some worlds https://t.co/6k97CLHSNi | #webcomic #hiveworks

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

I’m gonna say this again because it bear repeating: If you’re never allowed to celebrate a victory that’s anything less than total, you don’t end up with total victory. You just get a lot of burnt-out activists who go off and raise llamas or take heavily to the bottle.