🌙 🧙🏿‍♂️moonwzrd 🪄🦹🏿‍♂️

waistline warrior, thicc juice brewer, old man of the mountain, arcane af, omega level bassist, your favourite uncle, the loneliest monk & magical lunar villain

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

it's free kick but they’re busy flirting

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Academia dos Gamers Oficial @academiadgamers]

🚨 AGORA

FIFA proibiu Ancelotti Brando de escalar Endrick Joestar por considerar o Stand Pelé de Endrick apelão demais.

[Bagrescore Brazil @BagrescoreBr]

é só fazer o básico Ancelotti maldito

[Castrinho @edsonhcs]

Endrick no banco da seleção brasileira com Ancelotti.

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

🚨AGORA

Wilton Pereira Sampaio usa jutso supremo As Verdadeiras Mil Mãos para expulsar todos os jogadores da copa do mundo de uma única vez. FIFA estuda se a medida é legal.

🗞️ @CazeTVOficial

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[Lamine__officiel⭐️⭐️🇸🇳 @Laminereds]

Mon père m’a rappelé l’âge de Yamal.. je lui ai rappelé celui de Modric

[Sage @Mr_Honourablee]

@bigrobbo14 You dont have to be great to play for this Man United. Just defend, collect the ball and pass it to Bruno Fernandes, that's all!

[Man Blue @MancityAfrica1]

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Eden Hazard was reportedly thrown out of an Indian restaurant in Madrid today, after asking for a fifth serving of butter chicken despite paying for a buffet. 😳

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Me, the moment I land in Japan.

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenterig]

I dare Austin Reaves and Luka Doncic to have a stinker

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

OSHA been real quiet since this dropped

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Cowboy Bebop (1998)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.”

Me: I promise.

Me three drinks later:

[🍉🦖flora misses hugh york city @floraisgivingup]

watching avatar fire and ash as james cameron intended. on twitter. in one wholeass video for some reason..

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today: