Felicity Luxmoore

Street food expert and toastie fanatic. We're all in this together, but this too shall pass.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

You know this kid at the party who isn't winning pass the parcel and sucks at musical chairs, so deliberately sabotages all the games for everyone else? I think he might be prime minister.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

If US Supreme Court overturning #RoeVWade was about babies, there would be:
Universal healthcare
Free birth control
Free education
Free daycare
Child support
Criminalisation of all rape & child marriage

As with all abuse of women, this is purely about male power and control

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

Things I have just removed from the 4 year old's bed today: 2 coathangers, a torch lantern and a bowler hat full of cars.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@Shrubstreet Morty it's totally knackered, I've never seen him so tired. Thank you for taking them on such an amazing trip!

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

No orange juice for a customer.
Me: "A shame not to be able to sell it, but hey: shortages."
Her: "Well it won't hurt us to get by with less for a while. We've been spoilt for choice. Time to take what you can get."
She proceeds not to buy apple juice.
#BrexitFoodShortages

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@DawnButlerBrent Thank you! That was wonderful.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@JudieannRose @jabberwockyfood one for your lockdown cook book?

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[UK is with EU @ukiswitheu]

Brexit isn't working, let's cancel it and rejoin the EU

If you agree, like, RT and follow

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@agirlcalledlina They do love a challenge.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@Clarissa_Widya Agreed, thank you very much for the vote of confidence. Being any of those things is pretty new, so I'm going to take it one step at a time and relax gently into my new found snotty attitude.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

For future reference, according to Some Guy On The Internet I'm "snotty, abrasive and unwelcoming".
So now you know.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@Clarissa_Widya Ah, but as we know things said on the internet are all true. So he wins.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@ifdefined It was indeed. But he's a vlogger, so one must respect his authority on these matters.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

@caley_sean @ginamartinuk It's what he wants. He wants to be your buddy. You don't blame your mate for lying to parliament/ skipping meetings when a global pandemic hits/ looking out for his donors with a bit of work etc. It's what Bojo would do. It's not what PM Johnson should do.

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

Retweet if you think speaker of the House of Commons Lindsay Hoyle is seriously damaging our democracy by persistently allowing Boris Johnson and his ministers to lie on matters of fact and evidence and get away with it

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The Mash Report, a comedy program critical of the government has been axed by the state broadcaster, reportedly for political reasons, and at the behest of a director general appointed by the government. Finally, a stone cold example of what 'cancel culture' looks like.

[Felicity Luxmoore @Flikety]

Thank goodness I can now go back to measuring travel chaos in inches again. #brexitbenefits