I like to toot my own horn and beat my own drum, he can't beat me in a fist fight or in a game of 1 on 1!!!!
He can't beat me at checkers, he can't beat me in ping pong. I'll even pull down my pants and show him that I have a bigger ding dong.
I will win at eating and I will win at cheating. We can have doctor confirm that my heart will even beat Ciryl's heart at beating.