Anne

shoot your shot

[💡 @NourFarouk1]

grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today

[trash jones @jzux]

(me on my first day back to work after thanksgiving break)

hey can this wait til after Christmas

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[phage @clubmoss_]

Women will “no, exactly” each other into a parallel universe

[Anthmovie Filmtano @SethxDecker]

Hardest merch ever

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[sam. @sammwichh]

Evergreen

[Anne @FlippinThePage]

Every time I watch a tv show/movie with James Marsden in it I remember that I am indeed in love with James Marsden

[Anne @FlippinThePage]

Life really be life-ing lately

[Anne @FlippinThePage]

@netflix 🚮 🚮 🚮

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

It’s so hard to not reply to emails like “Yay ❤️” sometimes

[Anne @FlippinThePage]

One of personal favorite corporate ways to say fuck you is responding with “My calendar’s up to date” when someone messages me asking when a good time for a meeting is rather than LOOKING AT MY FUCKING CALENDAR

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

do men not like taylor swift because she’s 5’11 and it threatens them

[hampter 🇵🇸🍉 @slimjimpickins]

cinderella: how can I go to the ball? my stepmother will recognize me?

fairy god mother: I will yassify you to protect your anonymity

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭