Chris P. Chicken🐔

i’m not a real person im a ghost trapped in a tweet. 🇩🇴

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

This girl told me she watches anime , so I asked her if she likes one piece , and this bird gonna say she preffers a bikini

[off @oxys4L]

no shirt under the jersey and pizza hut nah this a real OG

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

bro is a freak. lmao

[Jonathan Wong @WONGthink]

🇮🇳🇰🇷 Korean man travelled to India disguised as an ugly pregnant woman. Ceaseless sexual assaults ensure.

(Commentary in Chinese)

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

White people are always confused when they see something capable of violence not using violence at every opportunity.

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

The new massachusetts plate lowkey look like the CV flag.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Howie Mandel, who has severe germophobia and OCD, had to stand behind glass and wear gloves to give Sophie Rain a handshake.

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

You’re a part of the problem????

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

hiring process was a nightmare. should not have accepted this job. lol

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

An instant 🚩at a workplace which tells you it’s probably time to quit ?

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Mf was like

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[JustKinley93 @JustKinley93]

@LoufactsIGB I notice people don't bang in open carry States

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

corporate America is about to kidnap you

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

"And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe"

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

[Null @Vhoyde]

Asking for consent is unattractive.

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

word, i'm getting a cost of living pay increase on top of my yearly review pay increase 💯💯💯

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

Honestly don't understand how there are so many americans talking about being broke. You guys have absurdly high wages and low cost of living compared to the rest of the world. You're playing on easy mode and still losing

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

delete this tweet !

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

DELETE ONE FOREVER

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

any and all licenses . fishing , driving , hunting ect ... u gotta pay to live life.

[♤ @priest_099]

Name a scam

[Chris P. Chicken🐔 @FlipppityFLIP]

bruh .... they selling 4 slices of cold pizza for $6 .