Reminds me of when Plato defined humans as a featherless biped. So Diogenes walked into the town square with a plucked chicken and said, "Behold Plato's man."
Plato added the phrase, "With broad flat nails".
this is how she would say it, sometimes she would start laughing before saying the punchline, wish she could see how many people liked her joke, I miss her
I remember when my dad was teaching me to cook, he said "now put your finger in the oil to test the temperature." I looked at the oil... then for the first time in my life I looked him in the eyes and said "no." I expected to be in trouble. He said, "Good." Karate kid ass.