Flo 🌺✨

no

[𑣲𝓳 @jmfolder]

"We hope that music can be heard and loved for what it is, rather than being divided by region or language."
pretty much a direct fuck you to this bullshit ostracism they're starting next year

[toe socks @dom0d4chi]

the grammys creating an entirely new category to deliberately keep bts out of the main categories only for bts to not submit anything lmaoaodoakfkkw

[vjk ☆ @koovarbie]

BTS members instagram story

"We have decided not to submit for this year's Grammys.
​Rather than music being categorized by region or language, we hope music itself can be heard and loved for what it is.
​We sincerely thank ARMY and everyone who is always with us"

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Bruno @darkohed]

el perapod no esta tan lejos de nosotros

[Romina Pons 🍊 @rominapons]

A ver si tan mexicana, explícanos El Cacahuatazo.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

"what if sex was only legal one night a year?" idk man i'd probably fuck. is that what you want me to say

[laney!! @suhloveIy]

never feel sorry for the icloud industrial complex

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Once u start hashtagging that shi kinda get addicting

[Columned @Columned_]

You think finding love is hard? Try doing it on the one night single people are legally allowed to have sex.

[butch is seeing BND tomorrow 𖤐.ᐟ @BUTCHCLRKENT]

the thunderbolts when they realise doom has actual powers and not just guns

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

He loves that “y’all ready to order yet” server pose

[tati 🕷️💋 natasha romanov shady comebacks @avocadopillz]

SPIDERMAN BRAND NEW DAY THEATER RULES
SHOWER=REQUIRED
WASHED ASS=REQUIRED
DEODORANT=REQUIRED
PERFUME/COLOGNE= NOT REQUIRED BUT ENCOURAGED
CRYING BABY=ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISES

[gio @fortnigth]

Mi tía de la nada apareció en Argentina y solo me habla para esto

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

the odyssey was inaccurate because nolan excluded the one night a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

How it feels being on twitter

[Debra @debrafig]

Sí me da risa cada vez que pienso que fue en México donde cayó el meteorito que causó la extinción masiva más memorable de la historia.

[César Galicia @cesargalicia_]

"Homero habría amado 'La Odisea' de Christopher Nolan"

"Homero habría odiado 'La Odisea' de Christopher Nolan"

Homero si viviera hoy: "a ver, cuéntame más de Grindr"