Florentine

Just trudging across the tundra.

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

It's been a good year for the roses. Blue Moon. That's Jazz. Swan Lake and the prolific Madame Alfred Carriere. #Roses #gardening #nature #gardens

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

I hear thunder... #Whitstable #poppies #storm #clouds

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Mick Lynch repeatedly humiliates Reform UK's Laila Cunningham

She then accuses Mick Lynch and Labour of spreading lies to "win the argument" denying that Nigel Farage wants an insurance-based NHS

Here are two clips of Nigel Farage saying,

1. He doesn't want the NHS funded through general taxation

2. He wants an insurance-based system for the NHS

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@juneslater17 Too old to climb lamp posts?

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon Police -message in a bottle.
The clash -tommy gun.
First wage about £7 as a Saturday girl in 1977, for Lilley and Skinner Oxford st,then the biggest shoe shop in Europe. I basically flogged clogs! Wages went in Carnaby Street on embroidered silk kung fu slippers and funky rizla!

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

I am very pleased to announce that my bug colour wheel has been accepted into this year’s Royal Academy summer exhibition. This is my sixth time. Have a look it opens on the 16th of June.
@royalacademy

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Getting a tattoo of the logo of a business that won’t exist after the next general election

He’d have been far better off just gluing his cock to his forehead

The effect is much the same

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@rickygervais Can't you do a nice creamy liquer for Christmas. Like Baileys, but less whiskey, something coconutty. You like cats and are a funny git, but you can't make a lush liquer. Shame really. Oh well.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@rickygervais I reckon you'd have nailed "whose line is it anyway ". (((Tony Slattery))).

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

[muttley ❎ @DrMuttley]

@BettinaSRoss1 No, of course he’s not pissed and hanging on to the railing for dear life…

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@CrowleyOnAir
Eggplant - Michael franks.
Strawberry fields forever - beatles.

Summer in London starts by walking down the Embankment stone steps near the Oxo Tower with a tin of Pimms and a sarnie from Tesco. Reclaiming the Thames beach for summer ❤.

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@LoveMeLizzie10 It's the screwed up face and the sneer. What an awful person full of hate and disdain.

[Florentine @Flo_Pogen]

@BBCBreaking If you're familiar with Brighton, the shingle suddenly shelves deeply and you'd be out of your depth. Plus the pebbles shifting in and out make it hard to climb back. It was also dark. Unimaginable sadness for their family ❤

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has arrived in China to find that President XI did NOT greet him at the airport.

MAGA is in spin mode heralding the “red carpet treatment,” but the visit is already at a rocky start.

Instead of a presidential welcome, Trump was greeted by US Ambassador to China David Perdue; Xi’s vice president, Han Zheng; China’s Ambassador to Washington Xie Feng; and Executive Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs Ma Zhaoxu.

I’m sure Trump would hate if you shared this and rubbed it in all day long.

[GN 🇬🇭 @_Greazemoden]

I understand dictatorships sometimes you know cause there’s no way somebody like this should be allowed to vote 😂

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Sir David Attenborough narrating over a tortoise trying to mate with a Croc is absolutely iconic

Today he is 100 years old

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

Sir David Attenborough and his team produced 1 of the greatest pieces of television I have ever seen.
And when you can get Hans Zimmer to do the music you know you are in a class all of your own.
I was screaming ‘go on lad’ at the telly and thumping the cushion when he made it ❤️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.