Floater Pharmacist

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

If you're rude to the pharmacist or tech your wait time increases. Dramatically. Trust me.

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

I love when a technician says, ‘That’s not how we do it here.’

Excellent. Please do reveal your local village customs to the visiting pharmacist. 🙄

#Retail #Floater #Pharmacist

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

I don’t have a home store. I’m basically a pharmaceutical migrant worker with an NPI number. 😂

#Retail #Floater #Pharmacist

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Apparently the “regular” pharmacist ‘always does it.’

Wonderful.

Unfortunately, the “regular” pharmacist is currently 438 miles away.

So please, come back when he’s here. 🙄

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Sure, I can cover your store today. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to inherit 147 prescriptions and several unresolved grudges.

#Retail #Floater #Pharmacist

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

My favorite part of floating is spending the first hour figuring out where they keep the damn stapler.

[Flo Health @flotracker]

Noticing new symptoms? Track changes and see if they align with signs of perimenopause.

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Because the Biden administration used the FBI for fear and intimidation.

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

James Comey and I were charged with the exact same crimes . Why did 29 heavily armed FBI agents storm my home at 6 AM to arrest me after tipping off CNN while James Comey still has not voluntarily surrendered for his arrest and has until October 9 to do so?

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

@GerardKapraun He has a show?

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Am I Right?

[🎚️🇺🇸🤟🏻 @esoryelsnya]

Colbert wasn’t silenced. He just wasn’t funny.

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Well, from what I’ve seen, this is 100% accurate.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

💯

[Pharmassists @Pharmassists]

How about everyone makes $15 an rx no matter what. Fail an audit and you owe $15,the profit you made. The shit ain't complicated. Old ugly dudes(PBMs) just need to make money manipulating the system because money is the only way their D will be S***. Facts.

[KP, Pharm.D. @kpharmd12]

Want a sure fire way to piss off your local pharmacist?

Bring in any prescription that was filled from a mail-order pharmacy or another retail pharmacy and start asking questions about it…

GTFOH with that. Call the place you got it filled; that falls under the category of “not my problem”

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

The best part about being a floater #Pharmacist?

I’m not sure. It’s a toss up between the extra money and not having to deal with the locals’ crap all the time.

The worst part? Motel rooms and late night driving.

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Dang nabbit… here’s another good point.

[Lee 🦅 🇺🇸 @leeeeee_1985]

The realest thing I’ve read today

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Oh jeez, this sure makes sense too.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Democrats are Protesting, Rioting, Looting, Destroying America

MAGA are celebrating America, honoring our Troops, waving the American Flag

We are not the same.

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Well, gosh. You can’t argue with that either.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Isn’t it IRONIC?

[Floater Pharmacist @FloatPharmacist]

Well, he has a point. 🤨

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

🧐

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

“Are you okay?”

Yeah I just talked to two people back to back, need to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a bit