Being employed minimum wage really makes you really question how basic things you need a function as human aren't common sense. Like wdym you're 35 years old and can't fold towels πππ
Needy and pathetic vampire girl who can't lure people into getting fed on so you tease her lack of power and tempt her to take her anger out on you just for her to end up coddled in your arms sucking your neck in defeat
I got so many ideas since I'm trans or something and I guess I'll post them, example being: Lizard gf who can only sleep coiled around your body, but she gets night terrors so every once and awhile there is a coin flip chance you don't wake up from your sleep due to strangulation