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social media idiot

[yummer @Flobblee]

@FirearmsRetro

[jadel @jadeladeljadel]

fortnite loading screens when your dad with herpes and covid comes in to tell you that theres chitlins for dinnee

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[🃏🔮Skeleton 💀🎱 @Skulutun]

Some shit your coworker would try and show you on his phone during your only break to see how long you could go without killing him

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

windows when you try to delete a really big folder

[Epical @3pical]

why are they doing this #create #aeronautics

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

This app is going to be in the textbooks one day

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖙 @komaedajr]

tomodachi life news broadcasts

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL