Oh, the earth was made for lovers

What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.

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A moment of silence for all the jeans I've lost to the power of my chub rub.

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@CuriousBunnie12 My mum had me at 33 and her dad died when I was 8, my other grandad is still alive and I’m 32 like shit happens you can’t predict anything

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@beabonnet29 Also like Buffy finished in 2003 and Supernatural starts in 2005, like who do they think were looking for a new ‘monster of the week show’ if not the girls, the gays and, the theys???

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@starredhowell GHDs were the it girl of hair straighteners for us emos, the company has been sold so apparently the new ones aren’t as good but mine still work after like 14 years so they also were like indestructible

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@lettpoupette There are some seriously stunning individuals from the working class just like myself

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@buggirl @lexcroucher They clearly didn’t get to watch this at school growing up…

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@oconist Like girl we’re not doing “Your Fave Is Problematic” Tumblr discourse again

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@milkstrology God I loved Rookie Mag and listening to the 8tracks that went with their articles

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter

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Reading about the history of the castrato thinking “wow they’d make for a great novel” only to discover Anne Rice already did in the 80s and Tom Ford is currently filming a film adaptation all in the span of like 25 minutes I love the internet

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@evanmgoodrich I remember watching it late at night when I was like 11 and the bit when buffalo bill gets the girl in the back of the van is like etched into my brain

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@gothwxtch Me being like two years younger than Dan

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@maiamindel I’m forever pissed off that we were not allowed to study anything too ‘girly’ in English as boys weren’t performing very well

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@ERodBuster1 The Frighteners! 👏👏 every Halloween that bad boy gets put on

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@obrazauczuc

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@calicolala LOVE when Matthew shows up in fics obsessed with Will

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@louuroyale Something so hilarious about an author straight up going “you guys are right, I fucked up” lol

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@tootyfruity07 @flwrphil Every job I’ve ever worked has used Henry Hoover, he’s the backbone of the hospitality industry 😂😂

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@tootyfruity07 @flwrphil Can confirm Henry is very robust and powerful but he’s kind of a bastard to use the regular hoovering method

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@irlclaudia Gone full blown Scottish widow