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@aplusk come live in hawaii....one less thing to think about!

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@jimmyfallon no really....you're a nice guy, but your show needs some serious work.

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@jimmyfallon Dude... you're show is SO BAD, it's painful to watch and it makes me embarrassed for you!

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@stoner_stuff i'll give up the coffee.....

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@andersoncooper and find ONE, just ONE death that was caused by marijuana...i dare you to even try. you can't, you won't.

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@andersoncooper there is NOTHING 'new about marijuana and cultures have been growing potent strains for centuries. do your homework AC!

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@PerezHilton CNN doing Miss CA right now

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@maddow i think the last time i said 'narc' was in like '76

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@PerezHilton she's the one that gave birth to the devil.

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@ricksanchezcnn LIGHTEN UP RICK IT WAS A JOKE!!! Limbaugh a victim??? U MUST BE CRAZY!!! PERSONALLY i thought Wanda was VERY funny.

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http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5049867 via @addthis

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@MelRivers YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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@MelRivers LOVE your mom!! i so hope she kicks that 'poka playa's" ass!

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@donlemoncnn Tyson seems cool and unaffected.... although i'm sure he has his moments.

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@johncmayer dude...i'm totally in.

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I think Justin is trying to tell us something.....

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@chefbarrie do you actually eat all this stuff??

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@jackcafferty it might not be the answer to the Government's problems, but it sure is the answer to mine. it's enough already!

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@chefbarrie yes...try the TweedDeck. i just found it!!

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@chefbarrie pickled bacon??