Bike Borris

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take but when you only make 8% of the shots you do take you're really just mocking the greatest sports axiom of all time

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“I’ve been accused of being a charming good looking badass....guilty as charged”

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Happy birthday @notthefakekylem

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I just learned video editor so I’ve been making a lot of montages and clip shows

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I’m feeling gallus today

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Todas tienen una, y chupan

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Having a baby did more for my calves than being a mailman

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I can’t stop thinking about a French dude trying to sing the beginning of see you at the crossroads. Bon bon bon bon bon bon bon

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You’re like the duolingo of life. Completely useless but people think you’re helping them

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My brain cells doubled, I have two now

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Smooty pebbles

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Smoking lifting banging

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@MajicLFC @Nickdabearfan I did too for years until multiple Bears on that defense, Briggs and Urlacher to name two, came out on different podcasts and flat out said it was “Peps” fault. I will never rewatch that play but I will take their word for it

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“90% of the world doesn’t care about your problems, the other 10% is glad you got them.” Bears defensive coordinator Dennis Allen

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That’s why there are mirrors and not windows. You are meant to look within not without

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Freudian song?

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Sometimes it’s better to be stupid than good

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Stop comparing yourself to the Death Star

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I go to the gym to eat ass and gain mass

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Better Like Mike

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Have you ever shoed a horse?
-No but I told a donkey to fuck off

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Hole in once