Tony Citizen

Sandy destroyed my home, then FEMA demons took my soul, insurance zombies ate my brain, grant monsters picked my carcass. I'm a cartoon, but the story is real.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

FYI, All characters on my show are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or exceedingly incompetent = strictly a coincidence.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@elmo Are you going to tell us who had access to Christine Vittas's computer besides Christine Vittas? Because either you didn't have 2 factor authentication turned on, or you did, which means it was an inside job. We know she can work from home. That limits your suspects. Get on it.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@WFLA Watch the dark comedy, the Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen on YouTube today! My whole house is not a basement! https://t.co/PBxPpYcHTG

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@madras_bertha @DavidM_Friedman Avoid profane language. Ban language that does not fall into the values ofChristian home. Otherwise you will not be taken seriously. Mind your manners – “say “G-d blesses you” when someone sneezes. “Hi, How are you”, show solidarity, and act “Christian like”.
Come bearing Gifts.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@madras_bertha @DavidM_Friedman Frame the Issue
How you look and talk are important, Become part of their family, proper grooming is a must, and maintain a friendly and a good social demeanor.” “Become the Ned Flanders (Simpson’s character) of your church”

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@madras_bertha @DavidM_Friedman Note from the meeting he hosted: When should you raise the issue of Zionism?
Do not talk about Zionism until you are a regular part of the ”family” – you need to gain credibility.
Act as a “Christian to Christian” don’t be political, focus on the Christian aspect of spirituality.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@madras_bertha @DavidM_Friedman Aside from campaigning for BDS, he was also an UNWRA employee for at least a year (possible longer, there's a lot of conflicting info).

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@madras_bertha @DavidM_Friedman Yes. Highlights of a meeting he hosted at G include how to choose a community to target for subversion, how to gain trust before hitting people with your palestinian one state solution (destroy israel) cause, which includes necessary actions like appearing christian.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@BartMJones Further, neglecting to mention that 650,000 Jews were forcibly exiled from the arab nations that encouraged the "nakba" arabs to flee when they attacked Israel in 1948 is one sided. The arabs were the aggressors in both scenarios. Stop spreading anti-semitic tropes.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@BartMJones Your article is incorrect. Propagandists recently rebranded the "nakba" as some sort of Holocaust on arabs. Reality is 1/2 million fled in anticipation of all the Jews being massacred in the war of 1948. The Jews not being killed is the "great catastrophe."

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@EncrypticTV @knguyenpoetry Right there that exhibits an immaturity and lack of business knowledge. Posting pay scales is intended to be a tool to know your market value and be treated fairly, not to ask to receive pay for experience (and the talent that comes with it) that you don't have yet. <eyeroll>

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@EncrypticTV @knguyenpoetry That's not a maybe, the posting calls for a senior role w 8 years of experience. 8 yrs ago she was in high school. You can tell she's green by the way she immediately assumed she's qualified and being slighted and went to social media, instead of reading the posting thoroughly.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@stavziv @knguyenpoetry Then read the job posting. They want a senior person w 8 years of experience and 8 years ago she was in high school. She's too junior for the role and therefore the salary...it's a salacious story of corporate injustice until you actually compare the candidate to the posted job.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@EduardoHallal @knguyenpoetry @East_Coast_Emo The job listing is calling for 5-8 years of experience for a senior role. 8 years ago this woman was in high school. If she points to the ad all she does is prove she has poor reading comprehension & a lack of corporate experience to know she's too junior for the role. Womp womp.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@knguyenpoetry And that lesson would go into your experience bank so you don't make that mistake again.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@knguyenpoetry Good thing I'm just a cartoon and not an IT hiring manager at a bank. This way I never have to worry about getting sued by you for feeling slighted that you don't have the experience required for a role I'm hiring for. Hopefully no one rescues you so you can learn something.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@knguyenpoetry This role is for a SENIOR UX writer and you're 25. They are looking for 8 years of experience. 8 yrs ago you were in high school. You're a junior resource. I wouldn't hire you based on your poor reading comprehension skills, lack of corporate experience, & sense of entitlement.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@mattymccarthy @alanjope @benandjerrys @unilever Curious, since you support terrorist causes, BDS hate towards Jews, etc, will you strike an ice cream distribution deal with the Taliban? Nothing like some chunky monkey after you brutally murder women for not covering their heads

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@JStoteraux I went to SUNY. Now I’m a cartoon. Literally, a cartoon.

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@jimmyfallon Who was that masked man? Everybody! #MyQuarantineInSixWords

[Tony Citizen @FloodedTony]

@HSBC When will you let ny employees work from home? Are you waiting for employees to get Corona and die first?