Flop the Belly Dog

I'm Flop, the Belly Dog. My bark is just as bad as my bite and these hips don't lie. Get a Belly Full of Rewards at Woof!

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

"Pizza is here." #My3WordWeakness

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Yes, burgers and sleeps. https://t.co/8SHf7ugkWz

[SHAKE SHACK @shakeshack]

@TruBros @thefreenoms Does it get any better than burgers and beats?

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

@davearel Blasphemy. The only barf-flavored anything I eat is my own barf, and I haven't accidentally done that since 2012. #PuppyProblemz

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Me like every day, not every 10,000 years:

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

It's Friday before a 3 day weekend which means that anyone still sitting at their desk working is a liar.

[BellyCard.com @BellyCard]

Show us your jorts just to prove how American you really are. Happy Fourth of July! #JortsofJuly

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Folks here are telling me to stop being so lazy so why not ask the biggest overachieving pooch for tips. @FrenchieManny, any pointers?

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Don't let this go to your heads, boys, we all know who the real hero is around here. (That would be me.)
https://t.co/m0uALgLrTr

[Techweek @TechweekInc]

Excited to announce @loganlahive & @craigulliot to the 2015 #techweekchi #techweek100 http://t.co/ByJJiC23Wv CC: @BellyCard

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

I only tweet on certain days of the year. This is one of them.

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Just waking up to all of this nonsense....which begs the real question: Am I white or blue? http://t.co/6DR902YzUO #TheDress #ImColorBlind

[BellyCard.com @BellyCard]

Let's just let the llamas decide. #llamadrama #whiteandgold #blackandblue #TheDress

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Happy #ValentinesDay!

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

Sometimes the truth hurts.

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

@chjones @BellyCard We're flattered but this might just mean you don't get very many emails....

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

.@fredlee You have no idea how much time I've spent eating Home Depot Hot Dogs.

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

@bellycardtech @shayhowe Don't you mean "Cheerio, Govna" ??

[Flop the Belly Dog @Flop_TheDog]

.@jRoseBeezy @kylefoundry @sugarrewards @BellyCard I'm not flattered. Just kinda (how do you say in NZ) "ticked off" that someone woke me.