The Pathologies of Leisure

We’re fucked, but you’re still invited.

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i love the word "interesting"… it's so chaotically neutral.

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[The Pathologies of Leisure @Floperation]

@oskastein @watercolorlies If one of the Girls has gotta go, I’m booting Mer before Candy P. I appreciate its depth and its bookend suitability, but I rarely play it for pleasure.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

We need a different word for places that warm frozen Sysco food and bring it to you because that isn’t the same thing as a restaurant

[The Pathologies of Leisure @Floperation]

@femmebot2000 Axe the amphetamines!

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

They should make soy sauce in a spray bottle so you can evenly distribute it over rice

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[G. Kim @artisin_ai]

It’s getting strange in my alternate universe … what if the age of silent movies was also an age of strange monsters?? 😍

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone for a while but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up for a while

[The Pathologies of Leisure @Floperation]

@PetreRaleigh It is not enough to be non-Body Snatcher, we must be anti-Body Snatcher.

[The Pathologies of Leisure @Floperation]

We certainly would spend a lot of time saying “probably gonna pass on that one, but you go ahead.”