Paul Flopmode Adams

I'm a stand up comedian I started performing properly 3 years ago, I've done 250+ paid & unpaid gigs, won Birmingham MADE New Act Award. PM me with any ?'s

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

My #nan the #thelegend ,the #meme the #nunchucknan

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Here's a video of me sliding down my stairs while wearing my Jack Daniels Cowboy Hat!! Well what else was I gonna do with my old bed mattress after buying a new one?!?!? No brainer really!!! @ Birmingham, United Kingdom https://t.co/9iS6oja28Z

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

My #nan, the #greatest, the #legend, the #meme, the #nunchucknan

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

@realDonaldTrump I'm from #uk but me & family all agree u r #TheMan Im in #recovery at mo from a bad 15ys. my bad decisions have affected #family terribly but they have supported/stuck by me 100% I'm trying 2 make amends 2 them. if u could RT pic of family it would be #awesome

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Saw a #beggar on my way #home today. Was gonna #help him out until I read the sign he was holding which said '#Homeless #please help - No #food, #money #Donations only' well it seems that regardless of what I've always #thought beggars can be choosers.
#choosingbeggar

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Just found this on @reddit - Oops!!! If u eva do something #embarrassing or #awkward just think about these messages and feel instantly better about yourself!!!
#funny #fail #Text

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

My #nan, #thegreatest, #thelegend, the #meme the #nunchucknan #memes #funny #Grandma @meme @chucknorris @flopmodecomedy

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

they say don't meet ur #heroes. my #hero was always @ddragonw few years ago #finally met him & he is #TheMan wasn't just #quick #hello either he was #genuinely #happy 2 #chat 4 ages proper #friendly #awesome guy

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Just saw this on @reddit (#sorry don't no how 2 #share link on #Macbookpro) #lol #funny #fired #joke

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

I just posted "Paul Flopmode Adams - Here's A Set Of Mine From A Fundraising Event I Organised For My Friends Son" on Reddit

https://t.co/TTMPxXqeoZ

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Friendly Fiancee?Furious Wife
#meme #funny #happy #friendly #fiancee #furious #wife

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

U know u r #gettingold when its #FridayNight & ur staying in, not 2 have a few #drinks at #home but 2 give ur #house a proper real #good #clean!!
#next i'll b in #pipe & #slippers #watching #heartbeat

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

#Hate that i wanna #Tweet something #interesting that makes #good #point altho 2 do so I have 2 #mention #gooddeed I've just done but don't wanna look like I'm #showingoff about #kind act (yes I no Ive sort of done it anyway lol!!!)

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

I just posted "When I Accidentally 'Took Part' In An Armed Robbery Aged 10!!!" on Reddit

https://t.co/KD6cxrwuqk

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Instead of #SchrodingersCat its Schrodinger's Thai Bride - the person u #hookup with is at the same time both #male & #female until u see them #naked!!! Now I assume we can all agree that Schrodinger's Thai Bride is now the new and only #Schrodinger #phrase that we will all use!!

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Doing the #obvious thing when you've got a new mattress grabbing my @JackDanielsUK #cowboy hat & sliding down my stairs on the old 1. @JackDaniels_US #jackdaniels #fun #flopmode #flopmodecomedy

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

makin the #elderly pay 4 #TVLicence is a p*** take, but if the #bbc insist on it let’s see who’s #brave enough 2 break the #news 2 my #nan #nunchucknan

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

#HappyFathersDay 2 the #greatest #dad Eva. Always #stuckbyme even though I haven’t made things easy & #supported me even when I had pretty much given up on myself. #LoveYou & #thankyou

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

Here’s the #template 4 #nunchucknan #meme so u can add 2 my #grandmothers #thuglife #Legacy

[Paul Flopmode Adams @FlopmodeComedy]

My #nan the #thelegend ,the #meme the #nunchucknan #ChuckNorris @chucknorris