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Floptropican News Outlet | Based in Flopondon

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President Deborah Ali Williams leaves the Pink House to visit Queen Jiafei LXIX at the Royal Palace. They are set to discuss the Lilz Bullz situation, as well as other matters.

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This comes after mounting opposition from the mayors of Trishaland, Jiafeina, Loveyoujesus, Hentrega, and Dickabourah.

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Source: The green line of the Floptropica High Speed Rail, President Deborah’s signature project, is likely getting cancelled.

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The Lib Cvms oppose Lickabour’s foreign policies such as their neutrality with Da Boyz Republic, which is mainly why they’re becoming increasingly popular. They advocate for increasing the defense budget. Although it is very unlikely that they could win the next general election.

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Since the 90s the Floptropican political sphere has been dominated by left leaning parties, however, the center-right party, Liberal Cvmocrats has been emerging in the polls.

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Taxes could fluctuate between 5% to 15% depending on the flight’s duration. Due to low capacity connections between Flopcity and Flopondon, flights between the cities will be debarred from the bill alongside off-shore islands that are inaccessible by transit.

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To lower carbon emissions that are caused by air pollution, a bill has passed to raise taxes on all domestic flights thereby encourage the use of public transportation as an carbon neutral alternative.

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BREAKING: Miley Cyprus wins Flopvision.

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Ministry of Health has banned Rhode Skin from Floptropica. Rhode Skin contains Zinc Pyrithione and Butylphenyl Methylpropional, both are forbidden in Floptropica.

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Flaridge’s Hotel in Flopondon has been temporarily shut down. The Flopondon Police Department (FOPD) is currently investigating the hotel due to tax fraud allegations.

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Minster of Defense Kris Jennfloper criticizes Lickabour’s unwillingness in spending more on defense;

“Our military lacks a robust funding plan, military spending is at record low”.