Floragold

A GRAMMARIAN, OCTOBER BORN(13)

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me going back to my room after someone sits in the living room with me

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Spotify is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 30 song.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love my room dark, cold and quiet.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

apologizing to my kids when i'm wrong will be normal as hell in my house.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[shona @Officiallshona]

Bruh Nigerians are too obsessed with marriage. Especially for a majority of people whose grew up with parents in dysfunctional marriages 😫

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

There’s no reason for a man to have big tummy😭💔
You’re not giving birth
You’re not getting pregnant
You’re not seeing period!!!

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nausea is so unserious.

either throw up… or stop making me feel like i might throw up for the next three hours. pick a struggle.

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

Before I recover from the period from the previous month before, next month’s period has already arrived. This is not life.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

My love language is all of them. Do everything 😭🧎🏽‍♀️

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“So if I don’t text you, you won’t text me?”

I swear to God.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

“Why was she out alone at night?”
Why do men think the night belongs to them and women are prey? Let’s start there.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never been bothered by people not checking up on me. I honestly don't care. 😭😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

[Jumai💕 @meetjumai_]

just to be clear, i have no ex.
ex situationship o, ex sneaky link o, anything wey you go put ex for front, i no get.

[nini🎀 @ninixoflyy]

I love a man who overexplains. Tell me everything I want all the details.>>>>>>>

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Calling them back while lowkey hoping they don’t answer so I can use it as proof that I tried>>>>>

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

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