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[Flora @Floraisms]

Why doesn't Netflix have a Wrapped just like Spotify

I would care more about that tbh

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

First time I ever seen someone say this

[Flora @Floraisms]

If your sad girl starter pack doesn't include a Sara Bareilles playlist, you're doing it wrong.

[Flora @Floraisms]

Was watching reels in bed and came across some random moms/wives who are super cute even after like 5 kids so i just got up to work on my biz coz i need to afford cosmetic surgerieSS so i can also be super cute and not work and just bake and gym all day and take care of the kids

[Flora @Floraisms]

Let me guess...OP isn't a Chad because he's a "Nice Guy"?

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This person has never spoken to a woman.

[Flora @Floraisms]

https://t.co/M64bs4nd17 💕✌🏼

Playing The Quarry! Get horrified with me 😘

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Star Wars but the lightsabers sound like Alexis Rose saying EW #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

the news is really like, “a Black man was yelling and a fellow citizen killed him. did he deserve to die? perhaps. what do you think?”

and this is why we yell Black lives matter cuz what the fuck are y’all even talking about right now

[Flora @Floraisms]

😂😂😂

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

I’m in tears. This baker said she misread the customer text asking for a “Elmo” cake & instead made an “emo” cake but realized last minute & tried to improvise. Y’all 😂😂😂😂

[Flora @Floraisms]

BRB OMW TO THE LIBRARY 2 YEARS AFTER BORROWING BOOKS

[Qian Julie Wang🔸王乾 🔸הֲדַסָּה @QianJulieWang]

a source of daily headache has proven to be an incredibly useful screening tool for screening candidates for hire.

[Flora @Floraisms]

Melbourne public transpo is straight up savage. Oh, you missed your train? No biggie! You can wait an entire 20-40 minutes for the next one. That's plenty of time to wallow in regret about taking the extra 3 mins brushing your teeth. Next time, aim for punctuality over hygiene.

[Flora @Floraisms]

BAYO & Maldita

[SBRBN LOS ANGELES @Sbrbnla]

PF Flyers.... Coogi ! what else ?

[JHLEE @TheJuliaHLee]

In 2007, I was depressed b/c I had been on the acad job mkt for yrs w/o a job to show for it. My late father said to me: "You're the big pot. You hold a lot of water, so you take a while to boil, but when you do, you will cook everything!" When something doesn't go my way...

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

underrated antidepressant: having a job you actually like

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Right now I can’t AFFORD anymore situations in my life that bring out the worst in me. It’s exhausting and requires too much for me to recover from. I need calmness and gentleness in my life. I need calmness so tired of chaos. Anything outside that I don’t have the capacity for.

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

i appreciate being treated with softness so much, because every part of my life i've always had to show up strong.

[Mattie 🐛💕 @muttzone]

i saw this last night and it made me super emotional

[Flora @Floraisms]

Happy pancake day to me and all other breakfast food for dinner lovers 🥰