Quick Limerick

As I stood there, my dick hard as yew,
she dropped to her knees for a few.
but an age had gone by
since I'd last let one fly,
so long, in fact, she had to chew.

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols @Lily4Liberty Let's help this one win.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Rascal’s been on the road, and this week he’s found a patriot who knows exactly what kind of American she is.

Last week we asked, “What kind of American are you?” This week, Harvey’s Famous Weekly Giveaway proudly spotlights @Lily4Liberty . She survived Mao’s Cultural Revolution in communist China and now travels America warning about the dangers of communism and tyranny while championing our God‑given freedoms. Now she is running in the Live Free Or Die state to represent these liberties and the traditional American heritage in congress!

Given Lily's experience with communism and tyrannical governments, she’s vowed never again to live under a government that fears armed citizens more than criminals, and she has built her campaign around an unapologetic defense of the right to keep and bear arms. She supports national constitutional carry and rolling back federal gun-control laws that target law‑abiding gun owners.

Rascal was inspired and decided on a liberty & New Hampshire themed giveaway. He wants to arm YET ANOTHER freedom loving and freedom defending American while also bringing attention to the campaign of the fellow freedom lover.

So this weeks firearm is a New Hampshire made Sig Sauer Tread Coil V2 rifle with optic in 5.56!

We celebrate the kind of American who knows that “Live Free or Die” isn’t a mere slogan, it’s a warning for would‑be tyrants, foreign or domestic.

Thank you AGAIN for the support of @SummRidge who helps make these giveaways possible. TO ENTER please FOLLOW us and @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY to this post. PLEASE CONSIDER GIVING TO LILY'S CAMPAIGN. She is true defender of the 2nd amendment and her campaign is very grassroots. See link below.

GOOD LUCK & GODSPEED!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@METAPCs I'm having to play fucking Microsoft Excel again.

*Glances sadly at Cyberpunk icon*

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@hodges_allissa @CallMeK1123 Lake Lanier Islands water park won't let me do that anymore.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Dear President Trump, Thomas Sowell is an American treasure. Please consider honoring him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I can’t think of a greater representative of American values.

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols Please?

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@libertarianutah @LPNational @AP4Liberty @Liberty_Maxim No

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols It's a hero's gun.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Today is Gary Plauche Day.
Rascal is a fan of Gary and an even bigger fan of doing right by your children, as well as those who would visit harm upon them, if you know what he means...

Rascal has it on good authority that the revolver used on that eventful day was a Colt snub nose revolver in .38 special. He understands that the gun is on display above a lawyer, DA, or judges fireplace and thus we cannot specifically identify which model. Likely, it was a Colt Detective Special.

In honor of Gary and @jplauche this week's giveaway is a modern Colt Cobra Talo Edition 2" .38 special.

Some know and some do not, so here is the drill. FOLLOW us, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO ENTER the GIVEAWAY!

We will draw the winner, as always, next Monday.

Thank you all for all that you do.

There is no greater purpose in life than loving your children and hating their enemies.

Have a great week, my friends!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@cultofthelamb @AftershockpcAU Awesome.

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

We are GIVING AWAY a WOOLHAVEN PC with the help of @AftershockpcAU

To celebrate the release of our first expansion! ❄️

❤️ Like 🔄Retweet 👤Be following us for a chance to win!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols These are always fun.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Alright, my friends.
These first 26 days of 2026 have been a eency weency spicy and not just for us furless critters. Rascal was holding down the fort in an undisclosed location sometime recently and got great use out of a the old 20" standby we lovingly refer to as the M16. He figured you'd appreciate it just as much so he is handing one off to you as well.

This week's giveaway (and M16 variant) is a Colt AR-15A4 20" rifle chambered in 5.56nato. To participate please follow (if you do not already), repost or quote post, and give a hearty reply so we can count heads.

I may drum up something extra so standby! We at Harvey's DEPEND UPON YOU to help us get the word out at X will not take our money! Thank you for you all do and keep you head on swivel.

Goodluck all and have a great week!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@JackPosobiec Yeah. If I had DW+ is probably force the girlfriend through it tonight. Pendragon might be the thing that gets me to sign up finally.

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@SpillTheMemes Y'all'd've had to been crazy not to know that one.

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols I like the racoon.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

This week's giveaway may still smell a lil' bit like the jungle. Rascal is hoping you won't mind and that you will appreciate this "bring back".

Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway this week is a Glock 17 Gen 6 9mm with a Trijicon RMR HD thrown in for good measure.

For those who don't yet know. To enter: follow us, repost or quote post ( Rascal loves a good Quote Post!), and reply to the giveaway post.

We all appreciate you all greatly and thought we would do the first new giveaway announcement of the year right. Good Luck, Godspeed, Eyes Forward!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@harveyspistols @ExUmbrisDesigns @PatriotOrdnance Dope design on this gun.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

My dear friends. It is Christmas time (don't ask about the foliage) so Rascal has decided to take a small respite from harassing pinkos and loyalists to enjoy a short smoke from behind cover. Oh! He needs your help heading back into battle so here's a @PatriotOrdnance Minuteman 10.5" Pistol in 5.56 he picked up off the field!

Please follow, if not already, repost or quote post, and reply to enter!

I may add a bonus later so keep a sharp eye! Aim Small Miss Small!

As you know this is our only real way of marketing on this platform so all you do is much appreciated! Let's Go Rascal's Rangers!

[Quick Limerick @FlorestFriar]

@TheFlatEartherr Hi