Muthonzzz

Lover girl 101💋

[solé @layxsnv]

Most of the time I’m at home just like this 😴

[Purple💜 @_shalommmm]

idk, but dating someone in your age range. >>

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Texting your brother is literally like texting a man who doesn’t like you 😂😂

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

I love being sexy and difficult. I’m not going for nothing I don’t want!

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[JA027 🩰 @ja027_]

that wasn't very pretty bitch with good pussy of me, my bad

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

How people set their Alarms:

Everyone - “6:00AM”

Me - “5:30AM, 5:45AM, 5:50AM, 5:55AM, 6:00AM, 6:05AM.”

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Me starting my wedding vows:

I usually hate men but this one is okay 🥺

[Adams🇦🇷🇦🇷 @_adamseey]

Kikuyu choir be like " mwathani wakwa jakaniria tawa nyumitwo thutha ni nduma nene" lmao

Ndukiinuke tene wamaitha.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me checking my phone in the middle of the night

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Not leaving the house again until Mary gives birth to Jesus. Be blessed 💗

[kwamboka🌻 @thatgalwhitney]

Shombe shombe, mtoto laini laini
Anawaka waka, ahhhh

[Ja Oyugis yawa! @odzzmusic]

The World Cup songs aren’t cutting it so wapatie Watendawili tender waangushe kitu na nusu

[nk @wh0tfiswh0]

i stay w a fun fact on me

[Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸 @IGazih]

My bank account is not built for the amount of live music I require 😭

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

no revenge cuz we both ruined the relationship. you couldn't love me right and i couldn't leave