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Florida Man gets cracked out watching MMA

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Jose Aldo when he hears it was leg kicks that broke Conor McGregor #UFC257

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It's not hard to crack your code. Settle down

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@puppetmastergod Well, at least you're focused on the important part of this meme.

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Think I'm gonna hit the beach after church and then go visit the ex wives over at Hooters. Carpe diem

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*Checking the vision of a blinded fighter* #UFC266

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Volk has the neck of a fucking bulldog. Jesus christ man #UFC266

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*Volkanovski's team backstage after seeing Ortega's walkout mask*

#UFC266

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Narrator: It wasn't

#UFC266

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

This is tremendous! Let’s go @ufc! #TheOGLeague

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Keith Peterson wrote Marlon Moraes a prescription #UFC266

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GSP: Good luck with your fight

Nick: If you poisoned me again I'll stab you motherfucker

#ufc266

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The mullet is the Thor hammer of MMA. Undisputed #UFC266

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I have moved to induct Jon Jones as an honorary member to the Florida Hall of Fame 🏆 A true legend

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Listening to Nick Diaz yell at Brett Okamoto because some idiot signed him to fight Lawler instead of Usman

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*McGregor throws out the first pitch*

The catcher:

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Going to take my US citizenship test now. Kinda nervous, tbh. Haven’t taken a test in a quite while. Here goes nothing!

(Quick, who was Thomas Jefferson?)

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Moments before Dillon Danis was taken down by police (Been there)

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@Derek_Langston

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*Not understanding a Nate Diaz tweet so you just imagine what it means and create your own adventure*

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@NateDiaz209

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Tony Ferguson stars in a movie about Khabib missing weight after stuffing his face with Tiramisu, Fat Camp Shit Only