Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬

Florida Man gets cracked out trading a ponzi 🛸

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

Me showing up to play chess in the astral every night

[Whitney☥ @c0smicempr3ss]

A lot of people are playing chess right now in the astral ♟️

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Alex Pereira inside the UFC octagon on the White House South Lawn 🔥

[Ra 𐦝 @homi3kh]

@JonStewartIL I have more.

[Jon Stewart @JonStewartIL]

Posted than immediately removed. 🧐

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Thrive Holdings announces it is “long humans” as others bet AI will make people redundant.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 WTF?! A USS Liberty survivor drops a massive bombshell.

He confirms they were threatened with prison or worse if they ever spoke about the Israeli attack.

Another veteran explicitly states "Israel owns us" after being ignored by Congress for 59 years. Total betrayal!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: United Kingdom announces "PoliceAI" to help fight crime — claims it will free up 6 million human officer hours / year.

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

@LauraLoomer Pig on the Wing

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

Well technically Seinfeld is correct. Genocide does tend to erase existence

[RT @RT_com]

'Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, can we get a FREE PALESTINE?'

'IT DOESN'T EXIST'

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

@Polymarket Gay

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Amazon reveals its data centers used 2,500,000,000 gallons of water worldwide last year.

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

Hate to break it to you but they’re just going to rape the public on electrical rates and the expand petroleum power infrastructure straight up everyone’s asshole. We’re not getting off that easy my guy

[Chase Geiser @realchasegeiser]

The deep state needs alternative energy to power AI and is going to claim they got it from aliens to cover for the fact they’ve been hiding the tech for years to protect the petrodollar.

You’re welcome.

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

I went to bed at half time. There’s no fucking way they won that game

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Engineer uses Claude to build a “coworker stress leaderboard” showing who caused him the most stress by syncing his WHOOP & calendar data.

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

If this tops out at 95 we will be so back. Brutal run

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

200 ✅
300 on-deck 🔫

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

Inflation up. Jobs down. What do we call that kids?

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

Obviously Israel did it

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

What if Israel shot down the Apache?

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna: "We are meeting with The White House so UFO whistleblowers can receive immunity & reveal the locations of non human intelligence craft in our possession" 👽🛸🇺🇸

"We have been pushing for the truth on UFO's but this has been stonewalled by intelligence agencies"

[Cracked Cosmonaut 🏴‍☠️🚬 @FloridaMan_NFT]

This is going to be really bad

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: SpaceX IPO reportedly expected to mint 4,000 new millionaires — “from engineers to cafeteria workers”