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@coryasc @AJManaseer This is true of other transit as well.

New York’s subway is crammed, they need more capacity.

But bike lanes in most places are just empty.

[Lance @FloridaMhan]

@coryasc @AJManaseer Every time they built a road, it was immediately crammed with cars. Build another road and it’s crammed.

But frequently a bike lane is built and no one uses it. It’s kinda hard to argue there’s some hidden demand if you “just build more.”

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@angryvet34 @Complex Sorry Robert Reich but “the year everything changed” is clearly 1971

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@LLMJunky @dixiidev @StealthQE4 Ukraine didn’t join NATO because they didn’t want to

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@CHINA30620554 @EamonJavers @AleColarizi Please send sexy spies for plumbers! They are lonely too!

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@lolwutnopewtf @EamonJavers Russia does this too, repeatedly honeypotting some dingdong nobodies and getting surprised when the only “intelligence” they have is how many staplers the Army buys

There’s only two countries with somewhat competent intelligence agencies, and neither are on the Eurasian landmass

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@rafa0506 @podsnackxt @r_u_thinking @ArmandDoma Compulsory voting is fairly rare

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@DandyGeorgism 90% of Florida’s economy would collapse without HVAC techs

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@KlausKleber1983 @KeyboardChuck @follard They drill hundreds of holes in your roof.

100% of them leak, but you rarely notice because the leaks are small at first and evaporate in your attic before it reaches the ceiling.

But 100% leak. It’s just a question of how much.

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@TerrorCosmic @RalphAichinger @_colourmeamused I’m curious, what modifications?

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@BlackBeardToys @mymixtapez I’m sorry but “ridin’ dirty in a Volvo” is hilarious

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@anti_KO12 Australia:

Our train crashed due to giant worms

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@james_roe @ArmandDoma America doesn’t use LNG, that’s an export product

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@arctotherium42 Imagine 25 years of unbroken economic growth

Every year better than the last, over and over and over for a quarter century straight

You would feel like riding a high that’s never gonna end

Compare that to modern “stagnant but by some metrics wealthier than we used to be”

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@pbstjohn @howertonjosh they have the most aggressive proselytization at least, they literally cannot shut up about it

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@BradWilcoxIFS Yes because you don’t count divorced people, you hack

If you took the “happiest half” of unmarried people, you’d find they’re doing great too!

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@aldabi02433480 @aeonvex @JamesNotJamie1 Studies on shock factor say otherwise

People are appalled at first, and then quickly get used to it

Coroners will chop up dead bodies next to the sandwich they’re eating, just another day at the office

All it does is expose children to gore, just visual pollution for nothing

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@Nick65979825 @randomnikanona Unsurprisingly, the same five:

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@Nick65979825 @randomnikanona Russia and Israel punch above their weight. Indonesia is the opposite.

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@dZXUncESeRDqpzM @randomnikanona The poorest state in the US is very rich by global standards