Florida_Man73

Christian, Patriot 🇺🇸 and Florida Man. Grew up in the best time in America

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

OMG 😂🤣😂🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Can’t tell if he’s a pastor or a comedian, but that sht is funny 🤣

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Old footage of a 1920s amusement park ride designed to throw people off..

People were built DIFFERENT back then. Lmao

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Goose taking a free ride.. 😅

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Nature is healing.

We got two absolute death tanks playing a round of toothy cuffs right in front of the porta-potties like it’s a parking lot UFC fight. One gator, one croc, full WWE main event — jaws locked, rolling around on the asphalt trying to figure out who gets first dibs on the next fat Yankee crying in the shitter.

The crow in the background is just refereeing this hate crime like a professional.

If you’re from Ohio or New York and think these are just cute forbidden swamp puppies you can pet, please go stick your hand in one’s mouth so natural selection can finally cook.

Turns out they were evenly matched. Both walked off like gentlemen once they realized the tourist inside was taking too long. Even lizards got table manners — nobody wants that after a long poop.

Florida is not a real place. Stay in your hotel room. 🐊

[🇺🇸 Ron 2.0 ✝️ 🇺🇸 @Ron613_]

Our son just sent us this vid from Ocean City, MD. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤩

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

@fugitivemama How old is your system and what type of refrigerant does it require? R-22 is still available as is 410A so I'd say they're lying to you.

A/C Guy

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

@JaelCorbleu R-12 is for autos and low pressure chillers

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

Time for a huge wrongful death lawsuit!

Karmelo Anthony’s family drives away in their luxury car after raising close to $1,000,000 for murder…

My team and I would like to help fund the lawsuit! We are taking that car and their mansion. If anyone knows the Metcalf’s directly, please help me contact them.

[Great Merican (Dylan) @merican_great]

Happy Heterosexual Pride Month.

Plz repost to piss off Liberals who think we should be watching drag shows.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The truth is that there are VASTLY more hate crimes, especially aggravated rape and murder, per person by Blacks against Whites than the other way around.

The is not remotely debatable, as the numbers are so extremely lopsided!

[Booker @RealBookerScott]

I am now updating my 'Things That Kill You in Florida' list. Adding EARTHQUAKES to:
✅️ Florida Man
✅️ Gators
✅️ Sharks
✅️ 30 foot Pythons
✅️ SINKHOLES
✅️ Black Panthers
✅️ Bears
✅️ Falling Frozen Iguanas
✅️ Riptides
✅️ Grady Judd
✅️ I-4

What did I miss?

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built...

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

News networks have again and again cut the name of Jesus out of interviews.

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

82 years ago today, over 10,000 Americans were either killed, wounded or missing after the D-Day invasion. They are the shoulders we stand upon. Their sacrifice is why we STAND UP for our Flag. I dedicate this song to them today. Here's "The Man."

[🌟Hope🌟 @NadaAJones]

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[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Just a bunch of toxically masculine Christian Nationalists walking directly into Nazi machine gun fire to help save the world.

This is yet another reason why I will always be proud to be an American.

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

@1Nicdar

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

@A10TheHog SURVIVE...aka the bathtub

[Florida_Man73 @Florida_Man73]

@StraightFlorida @saltrock
Salt Rock Grill, Indian Rocks Beach.
Fabulous food and great intracoastal views!

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

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