FloridaChad 👉👌

Hater of assholes

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

I am so angry about this

https://t.co/J9XIXhTM3S

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@pumpkinsam Survive

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@pumpkinsam You don't want to know where those bills have been or are going. The ones at our house are just smothered in cocaine and they haven't even been distributed yet.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@BobbyBigWheel Also, buffets for every meal.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@RexChapman White parents are so fucking embarrassing

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@StephenKing As someone who spent his childhood fishing the South Elgin dam, I wanted you to know that Fairy Tale was a great read.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Oakland Athletics play-by-play announcer Glen Kuiper apologized on air after saying "nigger league museum" before Friday's game at the Kansas City Royals

https://t.co/JIDbcYcfka

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

This quote from a man who went to the aid of the shooting victims in Texas should be the next CPAC slogan.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@robdelaney @MargaretAtwood @hayfestival @HodderBooks Only if you fuck

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@rianjohnson @peacock @NoraZuckerman @lillazuck Also, Charlie goes back to hole she climbed out of and it was covered again.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@rianjohnson @peacock @NoraZuckerman @lillazuck Never saw anyone's breath despite the freezing conditions on Shit Mountain.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@keithlaw Made it 20 minutes in before deleting from watch history. It was awful.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@OrlandoWeekly Not Sanford

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@realStanVG I canceled my Magic season tickets after 12 years because they decided to raise ticket prices after another 14th place finish in the Eastern Conference. Haven't been back since.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

A lot is reported about how Hitler wouldn’t shake Jesse Owens hand after the Olympics but Owens also wasn’t invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either. I think that an excellent microcosm of how history is taught in America.

[FloridaChad 👉👌 @Floridachad]

@edsbs You might die trying