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[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@JustEatUK your commercial is incredibly patronising.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@ThreeUK spent an hour trying to get an eSIM. Turns out my iPhone model doesn’t support an eSIM. Now you left me with a phone that has no service. Spent another hour trying to get service only to be told I now need to order a new SIM. Untrained staff. Terrible customer service

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

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[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@jk_rowling My male colleague told me we didn’t close the deal bc the client ‘has our dick in his hands’. My colleague misgenitaled me. I want to arrest him.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@AmazonHelp @amazon This woman finally helped me unlike all your other employees that couldn’t be bothered. Why would I take that down?

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@amazon Easter morning it took an hour and 15 mins, being transferred to 6 ppl before I got to Juveria who in 15 mins figured out how to help me. Transferring customers & asking them to repeat 6x over what the problem is terrible @amazon customer service!! 1.5 hours of my life!

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@stonewalluk this is disgusting

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@LewishamCouncil Maybe have her as speaker an a Lewisham LGBT+ event? This is outrageous!

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@LewishamCouncil OMG!!! Seriously?? Gay marriage is in law, is she proposing that Lewisham county council is the new parliament?

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@staysure Denied the ability to increase trip cancellation coverage, despite no claims being made & following the info from the asterisk. Considering a scathing Trustpilot review. Time to bid farewell and return to Insureandgo! 😡👎 #InsuranceWoes #CustomerFeedback

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@jakeshieldsajj WHAT BULLSHIT!

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@BellaWallerstei It’s exhausting

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@miradulescu @StopAntisemites @ReneeTschuss F-ing Florida where all the nutcase rejects live.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@UNIQLO_UK nicely done, my partner answered the door to receive the gift I got her for Xmas. Now the surprise is ruined bc you advertise on the outside of your packages over the xmas shopping period. What a total disappointment.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@FloridaState, as a Seminole alumni I am appalled you have such a disgusting person attending my alma mater.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@sairasameerarao

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@mohammed_hijab

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@mohammed_hijab @mohammed_hijab Everyone knows you’re a fake shit stirrer…. Peeps don’t take the bait.

[NOIR @Floridacharger]

@mohammed_hijab You clearly had a dysfunctional childhood. You should invest in some therapy.