Iam.uhGod

I'm not bein arrogant...or am I?

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

If you can take a 💩 in a Racetrack or a QT gas station bathroom, You and me are on an entirely different time.. I ain't neverrr saw a clean one! EVER!

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

Texts my ex ' I love you ' then blocked her, cause Psalm 55:9-15 says Confuse thy enemy or something like that

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

The way that some of y'all spell on this app.. gon head and jump on that bus with your babies this morning.

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

Y'all's hair fallin out cause ya keep eating them Dolla Tree shrimp! 🦐👨🏾‍🦲

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

while waiting for the 'right' one, have fun with the wrong ones.

Follow me for more relationship advice

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@Jazzi1Fe @KnockoutKiwi Les Go!! Lol

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

Morning. If you ugly, plz don't post no pics today... I'm not in the Fuqq'n mood.

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

So hear me out... What if all the single folk got together before Dec to pick a partna, take faux 'matching pj's ' photos, exchange gifts and then block each other on Dec 26th

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@KushNJayz LMAO, just looking at the dancing in the video... Can't tell me that they weren't high AF!

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Summa y'all out here bad AF... But aint washed ya wig all Summer!

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

Buy a woman with big tittays lunch today! She deserves it.

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

I'm done shooting my shot at y'all bulletproof wig wearing ass!!

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

Y'all be gassin' tf outta lamb chops, But truth be told... Them muhfuggaz definitely have a lil musty flavor to em

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@Jazzi1Fe @ib_2cute @simply_pharrell Ouch... That's that HURT!!🤣😭

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You ain't even gotta have a fat ol'azz if you got good kewchie!

[Iam.uhGod @FloridasFave]

no motivational quote today, if you want to give up.. Give the fuqq up

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I'm convinced AF that Afro Asians created terriyaki sauce, it's just something 'us' about it..

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a scratch on the back with some nails will humble a lot of you MF's... ol dirty back bihh

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@xoyellowsyn Ioono, Teeth look like Disney drew them on but I'll fuqq wit it

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Some niggas can't be trusted with keeping a FB page, they be on their 4th profile with a 5th request pending, social media credit score be trash.. Hell no you can't borrow $200!