Henry From Florida

Henry from Florida. Not Really an 85 Year Old Colonel Sanders. I like dogs and fast food.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@WriteGrlProbs @ingelramdecoucy Yeah. I agree.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@GenXWolf Maybe it’s that time of the month.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@goodvibes005 HR people are usually the dirtiest of them all.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@goodvibes005 @Hpgabagool Well I’m fucking with you because I did post gay shit today….

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Why hasn’t the mailman been fired yet? @USPS

[New York Post @nypost]

Beloved neighborhood peacock 'Sugar' gets ritzy relocation after recovering from mailman attack https://t.co/SI0CRKrUE8

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@tsteele93 With lipstick smeared on the seat and coffee pre spilled in the cup holders.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Can I get the car already fucked up? It’s gonna be a birthday gift for my wife.

[Desert Eagle @gasolinaowl]

The crossaint New 2026 Lexus X MSCHF, Part of an exhibition called MOTOMORPHOSIS, which debuted in New York City during Armory Week in September 2026.
Sometimes I do that with notebook paper before I toss it in the trash💀📸

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@captain_shart Mommiestay 🙏🏻

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@SirajAHashmi He loves his Hispanic.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@PerryALPHA

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

The split second after you accidentally slip it in the stink but before her brain can process how much she likes it.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@AndrewGilmerUS @grok I remember this. Can you imagine the horrors the government has made since this.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@goodvibes005 @Hpgabagool I get those all the time on my timeline

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo @AmygatorRedux Who Jaun Tabo and why did he walk into him?

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Sorry @Atlantaholic69

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Final: Phillies 4, #Braves 3.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@captain_shart Ahh I see. Well when you do Florida make sure it’s the better than one please.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@jarvis_best Mike Rowe is Jewish?